Today has been one of the most surreal days ever haha! A moment I will never forget occured whilst walking through Bede park today with Rachel, Manny and Lloyd. Heard a bike ring its bell behind us, whilst judging whether to step left or right I feel a bikes wheel ride up the back of my leg, turning round expecting an apology, the 60 year old woman stumbling off her bike tells me to “piss off you bastard” in which I politely replied “Fuck you, you silly bitch!” and whilst she cycled off Lloyd begins a menopause song about her lack of ovaries! EPIC!

Then me and Manny went to a model audition which had to be the most homo-erotically awkward time of my life, but seen as I was with Manny, it was amazing!